Dear Number Four

I know you, but not personally.

Dear You,
This is a random letter to be honest. In your class I feel like I blossomed. Before I was nervous almost shy; you class made me feel popular and I felt a connection to you and everyone else in that class. Your subject might have bored me to death but I still loved going to your class. It took so long to get used to your classes though, I not only gained knowldge but I gained confidence, you encouraged (some of) your pupils. It was a short time in my life which almost seems like a blurry haze at this point but I value that blur none the less. This is a short letter to thank you basically and also because I have little else to say on this topic except thank you I suppose for shaping me a little more into the person who I am today.

P.S. lol at Schizophrenia. (Sorry, contextual error, I meant DID)
James

Dear Number Three

 I do not know this person personally but wish I did

Dear you,
I would be astounded if you ever read this but I want to have the sentiment for writing this to affirm my extreme adoration for you. You are amazing, you have actually changed my life and are an amazing role model, you are my idol and even though some people don't/wouldn't understand my love for you...I still think you are an incredible person none the less. I liked you from the first time I realised you existed and from that point onwards I have looked up to you ever since. You are a celebrity and not one of those Angelina celebs, a celebrity that is soooo down to earth. You know how the world works and campaign for what you believe in. It was your character that enticed me and it was your charm that captived me. You are beautiful no matter what anyone says. I do believe that you are leading the way to a better tomorrow and this is one of the reasons why I near idolise you, I try not to let it show but some people know that I do admire you. I try to be like you sometimes and I know if you read this you'd probably be hummble and say you're not this great but your grace strikes awe in me.

P.S. Also, just to confuse things, This is not Lady Gaga! LOLZ
P.P.S As to let her get bombarded by people asking her who this might be, I think the only person who might be able to hazard a guess to whom this might be is Big Emma H.

Forever yours James

Dear Number Two (LOL!)

 I know this person personally

Dear You,
You are manipulative, 2 faced,vain/self conscious, irritatingly impossible to read, reclusive, deceptive and obviously have social problems; HOWEVER you are a great friend to have. You never let anyone in, you try to but are a massive failure at this and quite frankly I'm rather annoyed at you lately because of "the incident"(Which you may or may not know about.) You've hurt me all for the purpose of being dramatic.You are pretty on the outside,but inside you have garlic in your soul. I wish I could help you sometimes but it seems like an unfathomable amount of work so I don't bother. Don't worry though, I get the feeling that you and I won't stay very close in the foreseeable future. You are otherwise astounding. You remain calm, get things done and are such a good listener(if not a good communicator). You are so very handsome despite your vanity obsession. You think and dream big and have such a great way of treating people. Earlier I said you had garlic in your soul; I'd like to expand on that. You have a few problems that irritate me beyond belief but it can be reversed and I believe it will, just not in our friendships lifetime. Our friendship has an expiry date and it's getting so very close. I would love for us to stay friends but I'm sad to say that I will probably lose contact with you, mainly because you'll want to move on. I think you find you're "relative" popularity a burden nowadays and have reverted back to reclusiveness. I understand you have sooooooo sooooo much on your plate, I understand that, but I'd like to let you know that there needs to be room for friends. I think you have a lot of superficial friends. I think that you think that come Uni time you will just brush them all off and start anew but you've got a lot to learn. You don't just find new friends, it will be your personality which permits what kind of friends you'll have and at this rate you'll just end up with more superficial friends and I'm sorry; not intentionally trying to be mean but sometimes I think you're going to end up alone. I do however believe that people don't need to marry and pair off, and that's what I mean by alone, as in compeltely alone. Superficial friends and no-one to trust deeply. I will be there for you though always, I'm telling you this even if you never actually read this, I just want to assure myself that I'll be there for as long as you need me and as long as you allow it. To finish up, I need this last bit to be so very clear. YOU ARE NOT ALONE! You will always be surrounded by friends but please for your own good let even just one person in, PLEASE!

I apologise to those who want to badly knwo who this is, but I can't reveal. Also, I apologise to those who will probably think that this person is you; All I can do to console you is to say...LOLIO! and YAY for Paranoia!

Love James

Dear Number One

 I know this person personally. It will be pretty obvious who it is.

Dear You,
For many years you have been my other half. Not in a romantically entangled way but you were my other half. You were my Yin. You were young, innocent and balanced me out. You taught me so much in everything you did. When you stopped being my friend due to my relentless insults (which I'm truly sorry for, I think it's some form of defence mechanism). You forgave me and helped me grow. We aren't as close anymore simply due to the fact we've grown up but not apart. WE are still great friends and are bond forever together by our shared experiences. it's not necessarily a nice thing to say but I shall say it none them less. If I were to meet you in high school instead of primary school; I honestly don't think we'd have became friends. If perhaps you had've gone to Kilkeel primary I would've been forced to stay alone or to go and play football, pretty much a sink or swim situation. I sometimes feel guilty though; I know I'm different from everyone else, I always got the feeling that you would be the super popular girl at high school right now if I hadn't of infected you with pure essence of the bizarre. It's a strange guilt but strange is the one word that nowadays sums us up. I remember always thinking our friendship was a "normal" one until I discovered that apparently it was very grown up for us to be friends in the whole gender departmen, anywho....

I have always admired your tenacity and will to fight to the very end. You are brave, something that I am not. I am confident but I am not brave. Together we might pass for a socially acceptable person...perhaps? We are polar opposites and ones that under any other circumstances would never be caught dead together; however I like to believe that we were meant for each other(yet again not in a romantic way). you were sent to me and perhaps i was sent to you, Our destinies entwined to help each other get through the most awkward and socially outcasting portion of our lives. Though we are no longer as close I still believe we will forever be in each others lives, though as my dreams have not told me yet (LOLO) I cannot say that for certain we will be physically close together but we will always have each of our souls etched upon the other forever. That's a poetic way of saying "YOU CAN'T GET RID OF THE CRAZY!" I feel I should say more not only because you have been an astronomically large part of my life but because you are simply such an astounding person, morally and emotionally; and not that I think about it physically. You've always been pretty, wait no...just remembered the bob years; and the paint and glue years; and the awkward super acne years...hmm...predicament.... well let's just say that you are pretty now! Like a bizarre swan you have grown up and have resisted the taint of vanity without looking like a complete tramp. Brava! I shall leave you with this quote, "SNOOTY LITTLE SNOOT POT!"

Love James

Ugh, I feel like I'm betraying myself but meh.

As the title would have you think something much scandelous is going on. I shall write some letters. *vomits in the cliche ocean* Mainly because I find them interesting and fun. To make it slightly different I shan't give it a title, I shall leave it to your imagination. Some will be plainly obvious, some shall not. These people may be people I do or don't know. Don't even bother asking who they are because I won't tell ever ever ever. Mainly to kill you inside a little more. I shall start now. I'll start out easy. Feel free to guess below who you think the person might be. To make it a little more comprehesable I will tell you if i know them personally or not.

Enjoy
LOVE JAMES! <3

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.

Today, after regretfully missing school, I was bored out of my mind. The story of my life the past week due to the snow, actually I was looking forward to school that was however robbed from my by one Lewis McCatee. I shan't go into details. I my idle musings I decided to read a book. Discovering that apparently I was an owner of the famous Lewis Carroll's (what are the odds of dealing with 2 lewis' in 1 day.) Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. I thought it mind be a good read, only 88 pages long and it's world famous after all. Needless to say I was already aware of the general plot for my childhood. I never did see the latest release of it but none the less I knew a little of what to expect. I was not, however, prepared for it.

I shall simply start with a statement, "It is my belief that the name of this book should be changed from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland to the more truthful Alice's LSD Adventures or perhaps simply Alice On Acid." I prefer the latter because of the sexy assonance. I really found it hard to understand why it is a world bestseller. Many parts are clever to be fair, but it sounds childish and not in a good way. Only a few may get understand this reference but it sounds like it wasn't written by an Englishy Person but more a mathematical person. later I was to discover Lewis Carroll was a mathematician.

It is immensely hard to follow not purely due to language but by the incredulously abstract ideas. I was also very disappointed in the ending, it may have been the first time it was ever used but the "and it was all a dream" ending was never really that satisfying. Overall I did thoroughly enjoy many parts of the book but most of the time I was just wondering "Where is this going?" and not in the good suspenseful way. Contrary to my so called review I do plan on ready the sequel "Through the looking glass" purely on the basis that I want to see Alice coming down from her immense Acid high. Perhaps I should write the 3rd myself. I shall, however, require 2 things, a primary school child's writing skills and 4 pounds of a very strong hallucinogenic. I would use Acid but from the sounds of it, it's pretty wild stuff; the kind of stuff that only a seven year old girl named Alice can handle...barely.

James

WONS SI LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I do enjoy the snow, except when it holds me prisoner. It's snowing, yet again and I'm trapped here. I live kind of out of the way (under-exaggeration). No-one wants to come to my house. I am bored and need human contact and for some reason MSN just isn't cutting it now, because we all know how personal MSN is. I'd also like to report that the isolation caused by the snow is making me bitter and sarcastic. Ugh, I can barely even think abotu something to blog. This snow is killing me. YEEEY IT IZ ZNOWIN AGAINS!! YEEEY! *dies*

James