Cashmere Shmashmere

Finally the opportunity arose where I got to go shopping. I've been wanting to get some actual shopping done for quite some time now and I eventually got to with the aid of Amy Mckee. Her and I arrived in Belfast on Monday. A few memories are as follows.
*Amy stalling twice...in my drive

*Seeing Karen from Scotland in her car (We knew it was her because it had a K in the number plate)

*Amy asking should she turn left and signals right hand.

*Amy immediately afterwards signalling left hand and asking should she turn right.

*Amy then trying to explain by saying she tells her left from right by the mole on her left arm

*FAIL* Amy thought the mole was on her right arm that day...

*Amy having to do a steep hill start in a multi storey car park and revving extremely hard and killing us with a stench of burning rubber inside her car.

*AMY MADE A DECISION! She suggested eating at Costa.

*Me deciding "Why should I act all posh and sophisticated just because I'm in a coffee shop?"

*Then proceeding to eating my panini with my hands.

                                              Watch out Cashmere Goat, Amy might eat you.


There are a few memories from our trip. We even bought some clothes, therefore the trip was about 1000 times more productive that clothes shopping with Jordan.I picked up a Black cardigan and a Purple sweater, which I later discovered was 5% cashmere. This has compelled me to someday purchase a 100% cashmere sweater simply on the grounds of softness. That was a short summary of our glorious trip to Belfast and our battle with the fearsome hill monsters

Love James

Undiscovered talent

Hey, I'm just here to tell you to listen to this video. It's Rachel Hutchinson, I just listened to it and I was shocked that she didn't have mroe views because she's actually rather good. I rarely give out praise unless it's truely deserved so you know i mean it when I saw that you should really listen to this when you get a chance and maybe give her a like or a comment perhaps. Goodness that family must have a singing gene in it somewhere. I also really admire her for doing this, it takes a lot of guts to sing to the world like this and I really hopes she keeps uploading. I know that if she keeps at it she'll get a lot of publicly and fans soon enough. Here is her video, a cover of Jimmy Eat World-hear you me.

Thanks for helping her out with at least a few more views.
*GASPS* I'm being nice for once....odd.

Thanks dahlings, James.

Products Galore

For Christmas this year I asked for money for my future trip to Stratford in March. I also asked for an electric toothbrush and an alarm clock. That is everything, however it is lovely having a mother who gets a nice discount where she works; IN BOOTS! Trying not to sound like a complete girl btu I absolutely love trying new products. I have always wondered what is so special about the Oxy skincare range. They claim to specialise for male skin but I doubted this,that is until I had my opportunity to try it.

I now own the 2 products on the left I think. The fash wash and the scrub. To be truely honest, they are incredible, For once in my life I haven't bee lied to by a skincare company. Clearsil and other suchacne annihilators are the devil, about 50% of people (from personal experience) say that clearasil makes your acne worse. I happened to discover this during 4th year, Your skin feels cleaner but it gets worse. Garnier skin range that was released last year worked for a while then stopped working. Your skin tingles and it feels so clean, it even gets rid of spots for a while (for me at least.) The smell, however, is not very nice. It contains 2% salicylic acid. An acne treating substance but I recall hearing that it's also used to bleach skin? Perhaps it simply bleaches the red away. Oxy is expensive but it's worth it, if you're male I suppose. The scrub is very rough and the "micro beads" may not be suitable for female skin but I recommend this product none the less if you have spot prone skin.

Only thinking of your skin
James

SURPRISE!

Merry Christmas y'all!
If no-one caught onto the cryptic clue in letter number 2 I shall reveal.
"garlic in your soul" is a quote from the Christmas film the Grinch! I know it's hard to believe I have orchestrated this whole operation from the start but i did indeed plan on posting this particular post on Christmas day. So to begin with I hope you've been enjoying your Christmas this year and I hope none of my prettees are dead I'm becoming rather fond of some of you. This year for me was grand, bit boring but dinner was amazing as usual (You do not need turkey at Christmas, it's vile and revolting). Enough about me, if you haven't already opened your presents there is one last one from me. I am now revealing a few of the tricks and treats of my letters as the finale to the scandalous series.I hope you enjoy.

7 Identities
My Mother
Jordan Minnis
Emma Hanna
Claudia Green
Kerri Nicholson
Hayley Browne
Sarah Bolton

A Few Tricks
There only one letter written to 2 people simultaneously.
The double letter is not Letter Number Ten.
There is a letter written to myself.

List of a few cryptic clues to make it easier.
Letter 3- "Hummble"
Letter 4- "DiD"
Letter 5- " It'll be like my stomach being torn out through my diaphragm"
Letter 7- "You're almost an absolute star"
Letter 8- "just take a pause and read it again" AKA a Comma is a pause
Letter 9-"genetics is always a big topic between us"
Letter 10- "a small chunk of Ireland"
Letter 12- There are a number of clues including the style of writing but here's one anyways."Here's hoping that we stay together when the big university change happens"
Letter 13-" even if you are now prone to eight   kinds of racism" more specifically, " even if you are now prone to eight"
Letter 14-Obvious clue here, "Eight times Eleven"
Letter 15- It's obvious and there is no clue.

Well there you have it. The Letters. The Clues. The Anonymous forever ones. The whole shebang. I hope despite the anguish and the torment that you enjoyed the letters as a whole and I hope you'll forgive me for the letters and forgive me for stopping. I also wish everyone luck who is writing their own Letters a la Cryptique. I wonder what to do next...Anyways, enjoy your christmas holidays and get some work done to those at school.

Merry Christmas
Love James

Dear Number Fifteen

Dear You,
You are gorgeous, you are amazing and I admire you so much. You are almost my inspiration if it wasn't for your utter bizarrity(new word). You have strong morals and principals, that is something to by proud of. I honestly believe that you could easily be the friend that goes the farthest in life; you work so hard and dream big enough to have ambitions but are down to earth enough to realise them. I actually didn't know you existed until about 3rd-4th year in my high school career, however despite knowing you for a lesser amount of time hasn't impacted how much of an impression you've left on me. You are so talented and gifted in everything I've seen you do, I know for a fact that later in your life you will be appreciated more for the fabulous person you are; I am also sure that you will certainly become a role model for many in the future. You have such a great life ahead of you and I know that you'll achieve this because of how hard you work yourself. You deny yourself now so you can benefit in the future. I just think you are incredible the way you can balance so many things in your life; from your extracurricular work to school work to hobbies to obsessions you have a perfect equilibrium achieved in all of these areas and you are a marvelous person (I don't I've ever used marvelous before...fun.) Any how you just need to remember one thing to get wherever you want to be, You are you. I swear I will destroy you if you ever lose that iconic personality you have, I would love to stay in contact but I guess some things aren't meant to be, but you never know. At least we still have that meeting in the future with little Stella. If I haven't given your ID away enough I just want to compliment your unique and fantastic sense of style, I love your fashion sense and understand that everyone is different and your style is difference itself; if anyone every tells you that what you're wearing is bad simply kirbstomp them with your cats and be done with them.

I absolutely love you to bits. James

P.S. Letter are becoming much more difficult to write, therefore they are ending because I don't have enough brain power for them anymore, next post shall be the names!! I'm revealing 7 identities for the letters and I am also releasing some of the twists that perhaps have thrown you a bit. I have actually written the next post but I think it shall be posted within the next 3 days. I honestly haven't decided yet, it will either be today tomorrow or the following day, probably not tomorrow as it is Christmas day*sarcastic whoop* I think it depends on how harassed I am via comments, facebook or MSN to whether I will post later.

WELL DONE

Dear audience,
I thoguht it enough of a moentous occasion that I point out that at present I am sitting on 999 blog views, if anyone reads this It shall be 1000 and I thank you graciously for the gift of your view. I'm rather impressed with myself, not proud, just impressed. As stated in a post months back that I give up on many things, this blog has seemed to surpass all expectations and thrived where piano lessons and general interests have failed. I commend you blog for staying with me to present and shortly we will celebrate our 6 month anniversary. For the first 2 months of so i have neglected you but you have provided me a place to vent and to expose my true feelings and for that I thank you. you have been a wonderful companion and and even better listener. You help in many ways I hope taht you shall continue to be my chosen place to retire to to console my thoughts. Thank you.

LOVE James

Dear Number Fourteen

 I know this person

Dear you,
You are irritating and I really can't stand you, I find you repulsively arrogant and sickeningly simplistic. You are not the person you think you are and I see the true you. You lure people in with your words but when they stay so long with you either 2 things happen. Your control over them is permanent, or else your minions see the light that you are just as clueless as they are. You are not good for people despite what many think and I am glad that we rarely speak. There were times when I needed you but you were too busy and that was when I realised that you are basically a politician, all you are really interested in is popularity. In my hour of need you were absent and I had to collect myself from the dirt by myself. You are simply a teenager who is addicted to making a show for the public and is addicted to having influence over as many people as possible. I used to call you my friend however now things are different. I don't need you to help me along, I have myself and my real friends. I refuse to have another recurrence of what has already passed; I am glad that our contact is limited and we never speak as I think I may regret what I end up saying; in conclusion, you revolt me and I revile you that is our relationship now.


James

P.S Your clue is: Eight times Eleven